Dear Animal Control:

I am contacting you because I am concerned that wild creatures may have taken up residence in my home. For the past several months, just before sunset, these creatures make their appearance. They are noisy, ferocious, and extremely rowdy.

It is clear from their behavior that these creatures have not been tamed, though their appearance would lead one to think that they were once domesticated.

With the passage of time, I am becoming concerned that their persistent shrieks and yowls are disturbing the peace.

If you would please send an officer to investigate this matter at your earliest convenience, I would greatly appreciate it. Please come attired in protective gear, since these creatures do appear to be dangerous.

Thank you.

With best regards,

Lauren